I want to have negative three kids. Or three negative kids.

“I am the open, empty palm. You may call it ingratitude, bearing no gifts, but I…”

“Today is Wednesday. That makes it my Wednesday. It also makes Tuesday my Monday.”

“Reginald “If” Ifa IV died today. His last words were, “Death, the great What if…”

“The government is so efficient it often takes two people to do the work of one.…”