I want to have sex at 120—pm and years old.

“I went to the priest for confession, but he didn’t do it.”

“I put the “Dan” in Danger. I’m sorry, Dan.”

“I wouldn't mind showering in the rain, if there weren't so many naked men holdi…”

“Love is to beer as I am to drunk. And you say I’m not romantic. Shoot, I’m so r…”