I want to import what’s important, and export the trivial out of my life.

“When I was growing up, I’d walk to school in the snow. In Florida. Uphill all t…”

“A brick could be used to stop people from reading my book. Just place the brick…”

“I am an octopus on four wheels. What are my four free arms for? To better love …”

“I am willing to barter my nudity for your love. That way the IRS can’t tax our …”