I want to import what’s important, and export the trivial out of my life.

“It’s not yummy gum if there’s no bubble. Just ask the Federal Reserve.”

“I find wisdom in the waves. Goodbye is a hello to a life without you.”

“I built my ex wife a Castle of Love, and she dug a moat and filled it with shar…”

“It’s not stealing if I didn’t know it was in anybody’s possession, and I didn’t…”