I want to keep politics out of my breakfast. Politics isn’t something I want in my eggs, no matter how scrambled I like them.

“Mow the carpet, vacuum the lawn, and make love like war.”

“A blanket could be used as an inherently destructive force, if you can just get…”

“Much to my delight, I found her panties to be full of mashed potatoes—but I had…”

“My last name should be “Why,” because it is my destiny to question everything, …”