I want to kidnap kids and force them to take useless tests all day long. Wait, that’s what our public education system already does.

“During conversation, I have no problem making eye contact—with myself in the mi…”

“I want to bring as much love into the world as I can. Where am I bringing it fr…”

“Give yourself a hug, and while you are embracing yourself, use that time to hol…”

“A blanket could be used like a Love Fleece. I imagine you’re shaking your head.…”