I want to leave a legacy. I'll leave him in the trunk, tied up, at a parking garage on the campus of the university where he graduated.

“I want to write a song about one man's level of commitment called, "I'd walk to…”

“Garbage truck beepers belong in a symphony. Or would that really put the phony …”

“I want to end global hunger by feeding half the world’s starving people to the …”

“Do you find it erotic how my pants bulge in the crotch, where I keep my coffee …”