I want to make love to the French Revolution. Or maybe just get some head from Robespierre.

“Americans wouldn’t be in the economic predicament we’re in, if there were no Am…”

“The government is so efficient it often takes two people to do the work of one.…”

“Are you smarter than my brain in a jar? Have a pickle while you ponder it.”

“A blanket could be frozen and used to cool off a warm body as you slowly thaw i…”