I want to meet and marry a girl with the same last name as me, so I can show how modern and feminist I am by taking on her last name after marriage.


“Walking is so monotonous. Left, right, left, right, it’s also all so political.”

“Thanks,” I said, “have a great day.” And I turned to leave. Damn! I am such a c…”

“So you made a mistake. Don’t beat yourself up over it. Let me beat you up inste…”

“Sometimes I wish I had been born with cat fur, whiskers, and a tail, though I g…”