I want to open up a counter-culture club. It’ll be anti-established in 2012.

“I bought my groceries and they included free bags!”

“If liquid courage smelled like cologne and gushed out of my penis, I’d make a b…”

“The best part about a rear naked choke, is the naked part.”

“Bricks could be used to line the pockets of the politicians, the way the people…”