I want to open up a School of Cannibalism. It’ll be a feeder school for top law schools.

“If love were a variety of dog, I’d want mine hot. I’d take my love with ketchup…”

“A brick could be used to block out the pain, if you use it to first inflict pai…”

“My ex girlfriend was exquisite, and my current one is quisite.”

“I make love like the 13th floor is the 14th floor of a hotel. I give it that li…”