I want to pour your voice into a goldfish bowl before flushing it down the toilet.

“A brick could be used as a Disappointment Cube. Here, I’m giving mine to you, b…”

“Do you know a man better than me?” I asked her. “Yes,” she replied. “Great,” I …”

“I could fuck on my back like 4:44. But I don’t. I do it like 3:33.”

“I like to vote, but not be voted on. I don’t mind losing one on one, but to los…”