I want to work at a big firm. Erection.

“I thought I did, but I guess I didn’t. But I did think I did, and it’s the thou…”

“A brick could be used for job security, like an employment paperweight. Hey, in…”

“I have an electric blanket, but I think it’s criminal to use it any time other …”

“I’m like a ventriloquist chasing his own voice. I can whisper and shout at the …”