I want to wow you with my loudness. I wish I could turn down your job offer, because it’s hurting my ears.

“I like remembering her as she was—a fantasy of the future.”

“I’d rate his work at four stars. Of course, he is a general, so maybe I could p…”

“There’s nothing nine-tenths about me as a person. I’m a 100% kind of guy, at le…”

“If someone invited you to a flash mob, would you wear a bra?”