I want to write a chicken story, starting from scratch, and my handwriting is chicken scratch so it’s perfect.

“With intellectual labor your hard work is forever, while with manual labor your…”

“I had a hot date last night. Things were going well so I took her back to her h…”

“A good day is when the Oscar Meyer hotdogmobile crashes into a truck carrying H…”

“A lawyer, a politician, and a prostitute walk into a bar, and the bartender say…”