I want to write a movie called “The Movie.” Clever title, no?

“If the ink of my writing morphed into ants, would they march along with my thou…”

“Apricots are like cute furry pets you can eat—legally.”

“To get a step up in the world, you could use a ladder, or you could use your co…”

“I like eye contact, but please don’t blink when my eyeballs are touching yours.”