I want to write a song about one man's level of commitment called, "I'd walk to the edge of the world, just to dump your body.

“Dear Mr. Peacock,
I miss your plumage, and I’m flummoxed by your plummeting des…”

“I am a superhero! I wear Spandex and I save things. I don’t save people, I save…”

“I’m hoping my routine will break me out of my rut. If I keep spinning my wheels…”

“She’s the kind of woman where if you give her an inch, she’ll take the whole pe…”