I want to write a song about retaliation called, "Oh Yeah, and I Faked Every Orgasm...While You Were Out of Town.

“Working the grill all those years, I just got burned out.”

“When you pay for security, it seems like you’re paying for nothing—and that’s t…”

“Over 90% of my do-nothing attitude can be attributed to one thing—nothing. So c…”

“I took a shortcut and saved a ton of time. Literally 2,000 pounds of it. Now I …”