I wanted “300” to be less about fighting, and more about bowling. At least they could have had the Spartans wear bowling shoes.

“It’s not yummy gum if there’s no bubble. Just ask the Federal Reserve.”

“I need to take an exfoliating bath. Prepare the kittens’ tongues.”

“When I was a concierge, I didn’t want a guest’s gratitude. I wanted gratuity. A…”

“3.5 billion men in the world all share one I love you. That’s why men rarely sa…”