I was able to preserve my integrity, in jars along with strawberries.

“If somebody’s a jerk and says something nasty, be a bigger jerk and say somethi…”

“There was an eerie quiet about last night, like death sleeping on the beach of …”

“When someone asks, Dogs or cats? I usually say, For what, dinner?”

“A brick could be used to wade into dangerous territory with a man named Wade wh…”