I was going to change my clothes, but I changed my mind instead.

“My cat’s name is Mr. Dog, and My penis’ name is Mr. Beaver. Ah, but that’s life…”

“Success, if I simply gave it to you, you wouldn’t have the pleasure of taking i…”

“A brick could be affixed to the collar of my shirt, because I’ve already got th…”

“Don’t show me how I messed up, because I don’t need to be shown. Clearly if I’v…”