I was having one of those days where I wanted to start throwing things because only breaking crap would make me feel better. My limit for acceptable weirdness in my daily life had been
maxed out.

“I can help Katy," Blake wheezed. "Good enough for you?""What?" I demanded, drop…”

“He hasn't even eaten at Olive Garden, so I doubt he's a connoisseur of hotels."…”

“Go ahead," Apollo said to Luke. "Tell them what it is, since it's obviously hug…”

“I'm not drunk,' I said indignantly.You were just dancing like some wood nymph f…”