I was hoping you’d leave the back door open for me, I said as he turned around to bend over and pick up his key.

“I cut my face shaving, and all those little pieces of toilet paper stuck to my …”

“A blanket could be used to warm the hearts of all the nonbelievers. We are all …”

“I’m tired of talking. I want you to extract my thoughts through my nostrils.”

“I’m itching for battle—with a mosquito bite. The only thing in life I’ll scratc…”