I was laughing in the park, when I saw some fool throwing what I thought was a bomb. It turned out to be a Frisbee, and that’s why I say he was a fool. What kind of terrorist throws a Frisbee?

“I want to meet and marry a girl with the same last name as me, so I can show ho…”

“Sex and violence: the greatest duo since the Three Stooges.”

“When the food runs out, the family reunion is over. It’s cool that out of all m…”

“A large boiling pot of water is not a Jacuzzi. Still, I think you should jump i…”