I was only 20% right, while she was 80% right. Still, I was right that she was wrong—20% wrong.

“A brick is a good object to hide a house key under. No burglar will be able to …”

“I am the food of love. And do you know what food that is? Distilled barley.”

“I’m not selfish. I’d gladly give someone’s life, a more valuable life than my o…”

“I only sing in the shower. I would join a choir, but I don’t think my bathtub c…”