I was part of a focus group once, but to be honest, I couldn’t concentrate.

“Who I am is unimportant. But who I am is very important. I’ll suppress my ego n…”

“Jarod Kintz Day—it’s not just my birthday, but it should be a holiday that’s ma…”

“When my coffee is gone, so is my motivation.”

“I need to hire a babysitter for Friday night. I also need to buy myself some ad…”