I was part of a sting operation. We busted some bees.

“I love how sincere she is. She makes a mannequin look like Mother Theresa, thou…”

“I’m so OCD that I sort the sort ofs out from the maybes.”

“My last phone call was totally uncalled for. Well, not totally. More like 99.88…”

“Too much nudity is a turn off. Especially if all that flesh is on one person.”