I was sick, so I went to see a ducktor. He was a quack.

“There’s a witch in Wichita. As an expert on all things Topeka, I should know. I…”

“When someone I admire turns out to be a rather normal guy, I get offended becau…”

“I let the feeling wash over me, and then I dried off with a fur coat and went f…”

“The radio signal was scrambled, and so were my eggs. I got tired of eating comm…”