I wash my hands before putting them in sanitation gloves.

“A windmill has arms, but does not hug. Where’s the love?”

“My favorite thing isn’t being the favorite to win—it’s being the underdog.”

“After I go to the bathroom, I leave my hands wet as proof I washed them.”

“I am the Zam Maz of love. Or at least I will be, once 572w167e74zx2.”