I wasn’t dead, I was asleep. There’s a difference, however slight. That subtle difference is between being a stiff and having a stiffy.

“A brick could be used as a car salesman. (A used car salesman.)
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“A meow’s a sound I want to look at. And after I see it, I want to pet it.”

“I don’t buy milk cartons for the calcium. I buy them for the portraits. All tho…”

“Wisdom equals knowledge plus courage. You have to not only know what to do and …”