I wasn’t very far away from figuring out the secret to love, no more than two miles or so, when my camel broke down and I got shot at by a pack of cigarettes.

“You could say I lost my cool when I got heckled, but I wasn’t cool to begin wit…”

“If writers write, then rangers range. And I’d like to wake up every morning and…”

“The important issues, once you’ve taken them on, you can’t take them off. What …”

“To be surrounded by sixty people who make your life miserable is to be at a fam…”