I waste more time trying to save time than I would if I were merely inefficient. One woman told me I make love like a fish in the desert, and I believed her, because she looked like a dry fish fucker to me.

“The political system, it’s a shame it’s a sham.”

“My headboard has bars, like a jail cell. Sometimes I’ll be asleep and think I’m…”

“I hate noise pollution. Get that filthy soda can out of my ear!”

“A brick could be pet, like a dog, and taught to shit in my neighbor's yard.
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