I watch silent movies on mute. But only for the dialogue.

“What is your SPM (sperm per meal) content? A politician’s is very high.”

“If love tasted like pork, and you were allergic to Francis Bacon, could I be yo…”

“A brick could be used to remind me of you. Of course, so could a photograph, bu…”

“Even a broken mirror isn’t broken if it allows you to see who you really are—cr…”