I watched the sunset from the comfort of my bathtub, which has a clear bottom so I had an unobstructed view.

“You can read until you’re blue in the face, but I’d recommend writing until you…”

“Bricks could be used to neatly pack your suitcase. It would promote personal st…”

“I make conversation like I make love to myself—I let my hands do all the talkin…”

“Moral codes are like the ocean. Some people live by them, while others, such as…”