I wear a jockstrap with my gun holster (loaded with fruits and vegetables).

“(Picture of a pirate standing on a treasure chest) It's not about the chest, it…”

“I want to go to Sing Sing prison. I’ll bet they’ve got a good chorus.”

“I want to be an actor. I’ve already started taking steps. Yesterday I applied t…”

“My love is expansive. Your love is expensive.”