I wear brown shirts to protect against the combination of coffee and clumsiness.


“He works for the CIA. Johnny Redyellow is his name, but I just simply call him …”

“I want to be so successful that my secretary needs a secretary.”

“I wish I could flush down my fears, but I can’t, because they’d clog up the toi…”

“A brick could be used in a levitation demonstration. The best way to keep it af…”