I went dumpster diving the other day, and each of the judges gave me a perfect score of 10.

“Trying to learn body language in a week is like trying to master Polish in 20 h…”

“Her name is Angela, though she’s no angel. Dad, I can’t believe she replenishes…”

“My plan to live from 65 to forever is to simply keep showing up. I also don’t w…”

“I like the name Lola, because it has LOL in the beginning.”