I went for a walk and I stubbed my big toe. And my erection.

“I live 30 times faster and more intensely than most people, so every year is a …”

“I want to type one of my books into a free online translation website, and conv…”

“The house I grew up in is one of a kind. It’s a bibliophile’s fantasy, and if t…”

“I love nature. It beats having to flush.”