I went on a blind date—with a descendent of Helen Keller.

“A manmade waterfall that was half man, half waterfall would have a hard time go…”

“He had a last name for a first name, a first name for a last name, and an erect…”

“I hate noise pollution. Get that filthy soda can out of my ear!”

“-The good guys are coming, boss. What do you want me to do?-Don’t just stand th…”