I went on a date last night and things went well. If you must know, I got lucky. I found a four-leaf clover.

“I designed a dress out of scotch tape. If you wear my dress, you can be dressed…”

“Awards represent achievement, and to an extent they show more about who you are…”

“I want to write a book called “Conversations.” Of course, it’s all talk at this…”

“I need your help. Hold this water balloon while I pee in it.”