I went through and underlined all the funny lines in his book, and by the time I was done, I had underlined his whole book. That would be great if he wrote a humor book, rather than a book on investing.

“I've been able to sleep with my eyes open ever since I started watching basebal…”

“We all wear uniforms, even if we’re conforming to unconformity. People who try …”

“Would you mind terribly if instead of serving desert, I masturbated quietly at …”

“The wind blew my words away from you. So while I told you I love you, the phras…”