I went to a homosexual high school. I graduated top in my class. I couldn't imagine being on the bottom.

“On the scale of tomato to ketchup, my girlfriend is definitely a 57.”

“I heard God in the silence. I recognized his voice precisely because it was ina…”

“I drew a portrait of an invisible man on a nice canvas, because that's all you …”

“A brick could be used to smash my bottled up rage, and a blanket could be laid …”