I went to a nude beach. No naked people were around, but there was plenty of exposed flesh in the teeth of the sharks.

“I’m tired of talking. I want you to extract my thoughts through my nostrils.”

“Don’t mock my dress. I’ve got a dance recital after work. You’re invited—but it…”

“This is yet another logo for Kintz”

“When I hear your name, I involuntarily clench my butt cheeks. Is that love? I d…”