I went to Bath and Body Works this morning, because I really needed a shower. Hygiene is important to society, I have discovered.

“A brick could be used to start your car, if your car’s keys are cube-shaped and…”

“The mobster came by my establishment and said I needed protection. “Nope,” I re…”

“Love should be unconditional, while hair should be conditioned. Air should also…”

“I’ve got you covered. Just don’t hog all the blanket.
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