I went to Hallmark, but they don’t sell corridors there. I did, however, find a card that perfectly summed up our relationship. The card was blank.

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“I make love like I make lasagna. Makes me hungry just thinking about it.”

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“The Mythical Mr. Boo is so mythical the he always likes to be the centaur of at…”