I went to the priest for confession, but he didn’t do it.

“Spain is 4/5ths pain and 1/5th S. I drank that fifth, and I loved S.”

“-There’s a beautiful woman here for you who wants to have sex.
-Tell her I’m ma…”

“Love is like trying to wrestle an albino. It’s tough because they’re slippery a…”

“Some people read books on musicians, while I read music books. Not books on mus…”