I wish all the lobbyists on K Street would drown in alphabet soup.

“Sitting on my ass all day long is fun and all, but I’d rather sit on your ass. …”

“Love is a good thing. Not starving to death is also a good thing. Being in love…”

“I say eek to Zeke Ekez, the imaginary palindrome politician of my dreams. He lo…”

“My words and my ideas are my property, and I’ll keep and protect them as surely…”