I wish I could flush down my fears, but I can’t, because they’d clog up the toilet. Ah, but that’s life, no?

“There’s no way to tell you the bad news without saying it, so I’ll say it with …”

“Conspiracy theorists like to claim NASA’s moon landing was faked. Well of cours…”

“Did I hear that right? Did someone say ice cream? It’s an odd thing to say in t…”

“My mom and dad died, but in their place I got a house of fog that’s easy to hid…”