I wish there were a vending machine that served cats. Not to eat, but to pet during my work break.

“I’m one washing machine away from throwing in the towel. But I’m not a quitter.…”

“I asked for the time, and she sold me a way to divide my attention into 12 equa…”

“I’m not waiting until my hair turns white to become patient and wise. Nope, I’m…”

“He’s a buying dude, and I’ve got to sell him something—like my credibility. (On…”