I wish there were a vending machine that served cats. Not to eat, but to pet during my work break. Autor: Jarod Kintz Copy Quote More from Jarod Kintz “I’m one washing machine away from throwing in the towel. But I’m not a quitter.…” “I asked for the time, and she sold me a way to divide my attention into 12 equa…” “I’m not waiting until my hair turns white to become patient and wise. Nope, I’m…” “He’s a buying dude, and I’ve got to sell him something—like my credibility. (On…”