I wish to report an attempted murder—on my clone. Someone tried to drink my semen out of beaker number two.

“A brick could be affixed to each end of an axle, for an example of transportati…”

“This is my logo for Gina”

“My balls dangle so low that I need a rake to scratch them. It also comes in han…”

“A brick could replace the eagle as the symbol for the United States of America.…”