I wonder if the singer named Seal got his name by using his cheeks as chumming material for Great White sharks.

“If you have Microsoft Word, you can become a writer tonight. Just start typing!”

“I know a woman loves me when she leaves me leftovers in the fridge from the dat…”

“My face and body are not my essence. My actions, ideas, and ideals are the stuf…”

“I sent him a silent message with my body language, but he must be deaf—or, rath…”